Three old pilots were walking across the ramp to their airplanes:
First one says: "Windy, isn’t it?"
Second one says: "No, its Thursday."
Third one says: "Yeah, so am I. Lets go get a beer instead.”
Newton’s Law regarding aircraft
Newton’s Law states that what goes up, must come down. Our Company Commander’s Law states that what goes up and comes down had damn well better be able to go back up again.
— sign in the Operations Office of the 187th Assault Helicopter Company, Tay Ninh, Viet Nam, 1971.
The three worst things to hear in the cockpit
- The second officer says: "Oh shit!"
- The first officer says: "I have an idea!"
- The captain says: "Hey, watch this!”
Are you a Cessna ?
Tower: N2234, are you a Cessna ?
Pilot: No, I’m a male Hispanic….
Leslie Nielsen scenes from “Airplane” video compilation
On November 28, 2010, Actor Leslie Nielsen of “Airplane” famed passed away. Hence and for any Leslie Nielsen or Airplane fans out there, we would like to post this compilation of Leslie Nielsen scenes from the two Airplane movies:
Pam Ann on Edinburgh and beyond
Pam Ann, the air hostess alter-ego of Australian comedienne Caroline Reid, had appeared on a Comedy Channel special filmed in the UK a few years ago where she gave her take on British commercial air travel and flying in general. If you regularly fly commercial, her nine minute skit is well worth watching to help keep your spirits up!