Humour

Tower: Airliner X, please expedite decent through 4,000 feet. Traffic is a Pitts at 11 o’clock climbing to 4,500.
Pilot: Is the Pitts doing aerobatics?
Tower: Not intentionally, but it may start if you don’t expedite your descent.

A Pitts S1s Aerobatic biplane

After a rather pronounced bounce into Miami International Airport the Capt. came on the cabin intercom and said. “Just as I landed I saw a family of rabbits crossing the runway and I could not run over them so I jumped the aircraft over them instead.”

After a short pause the First Officer came on the intercom and said:

“You folks are lucky. It was a family of elephants yesterday…”

Latitude is where we are lost and longitude is how long we’ve been lost there!

Source: AviationHumor.net

Controller: “FAR1234 confirm your type of aircraft. Are you an Airbus 330 or 340?”

Pilot: “A340 of course!”

Controller: “Then would you mind switching on the two other engines and give me a 1000 feet per minute, please?”

At least for male travelers, this two minute airline commercial from Russia might just be the best one ever and perhaps not long enough! No word on whether it was effective and actually led to more passengers…

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back they get smaller (Unless you keep pulling the stick back – then they get bigger again…)