Hat tip to Ted for posting this joke on the Plastic Pilot blog last year:
A USAF C-5 Galaxy is being escorted across the Atlantic by an F-16. The F-16 pilot is feeling rather proud of himself and executes a roll just off the wingtip of the much larger C-5. The conversation that followed is priceless:
Fighter Jock: “What’dya think of that?”
C-5 Pilot: “That was alright… but just watch this…”
Ten Minutes Elapse…
C-5 Pilot: “What’dya think of that?”
Fighter Jock: “Like what?”
C-5 Pilot: “I just got up, stretched my legs, took a piss and grabbed a cup of coffee…”
Fighter Jock: “Oh…”