An American flight starts its approach to an English airport:
APP: US123, descend to 5,000 feet, QNH 1024
US123: Uuuuh, we need that in inches
APP: US123, Roger. Descend to 60,000 inches, QNH 1024
(Courtesy of PlasticPilot)
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