On the twelfth flight training day of Christmas, my instructor gave to me:
- Twelve-hundred squawking;
- Eleven towers talking;
- Ten minutes holding;
- Nine charts a-folding;
- Eight in-flight briefings;
- Seven route re-thinkings;
- Six flights computing;
- FIVE FORCED LANDINGS!
- Four short approaches;
- Three full stalls;
- Two-hour preflight;
- And a regulation 91.3….