(As originally posted on Plastic Pilot)
- you say “correction” instead of “eehhhh”, “affrim” and “negative” instead of “yes” and “no”, answer requests with “roger” or “wilco” and say “stand-by” if you need some time to find an answer and “say again” if you don’t understand the request
- you spell everything using the ICAO alphabet
- you pull back on the steering wheel in your car when the road is climbing, pull the handbrake thinking you extend flaps to slow down or brake / accelerate while trying to drive a coordinated turn, or use both feet to brake at a red light
- you call “Airspeed is alive, engine instruments normal” when accelerating with your car
- you see a UFO and think, “What a beautiful standing lenticular cloud!”