A classic from the Far Side:
Tell your spouse to never argue with a pilot…
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it…
— Seen on a General Dynamics bulletin board and posted on skygod.com. It was Mark Twain who said, "Never try and teach a pig to sing. It’s a waste of your time, and it annoys the pig."
Instrument flying is…
Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God….
— Gordon Baxter
Do you know the procedure…?
Look real closely at the plate….
Posted on the website of the Dauntless Aviation team…
Plane S**….
From the website of the Dauntless Aviation Team…
Some brief pilot words of wisdom…
“It’s always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible….”
-Pilot words of wisdom